17 July 2009

Fishing Trip Postponed. Thanks for all the fish, indeed!

The Osprey Fishing Outing has been postponed due to reports of rogue dolphins blocking the exit to Port Jefferson harbor.

An eye witness who chose to remain anonymous stated: "They've got big teeth and a mean streak a nautical mile wide! Rip a man's head clean off, they will." Stay tuned for a new date.

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